I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I cut my penus on the lid.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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