she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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