I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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