I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
worst night to have a conscience
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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