Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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