"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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