Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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