if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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