hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize