I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
