Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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