let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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