why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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