as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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