i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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