Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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