I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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