I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!