I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
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he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.