JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.