you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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