It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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