It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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