Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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