Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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