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I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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