My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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