I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we're making bets on your personal life
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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