his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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