S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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