Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We need to get me chipped asap
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
