Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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