We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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