just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
