me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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