I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Of course I have a pirate flag
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
as a side note pls kill me
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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