Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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