fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You took a bar mat shot.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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