So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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