i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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