What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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