I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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