she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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