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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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