just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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