Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Randomize