Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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