Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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