3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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