If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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