If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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