I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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