Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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