So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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