Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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