i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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