Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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