Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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