just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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