i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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